I Hate Alarm Clocks

For a long time now, I've had the pleasure of living a life practically free of alarm clocks. This is good, because alarm clocks are one of the most stressful inventions ever invented by man.

However, I recently enacted a standardization of hours at the office, meaning instead of coming in when we feel like it everyone figures out a schedule that works for them, then attempt to stick to it. So, yesterday I woke up to an alarm clock for the first time in months. It was awful, and it reminded me that the last time I tried to return to the stressful world of alarm clocks I may have woken my worst enemy.